Society of Robots - Robot Forum
General Misc => Misc => Topic started by: Admin on November 27, 2006, 09:30:22 PM
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im collecting robot related jokes for amusement. to start this off, here are a few ive picked up over the last year:
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A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."
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"what does your robot do, sam?
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"
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When purchasing a robot the first thing to do is find the emergency kill switch.
There is a good comic strip in there somewhere.. a person hits the switch -- then the robot kills the person. (originally posted by Charlie1138)
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my robot can beat up your dad
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Not really robots but funny none-the-less.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who can read binary and
those who can't.
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This one is kinda morbid if you miss it....
I was talking to my psychiatrist the other day and she got mad
when I said I dreamed of DEAD girls in my bed.
here is a hint...... 0xDEAD
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DEAD girls? i dun get it . . .
some more! although not as funny . . .
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How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, s#%$!
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the image is a dalek using an elevator . . .
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some mars rover cartoon jokes
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/m/mars_rover.asp