Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to DESTROY SOR FORUMS!!! We have intel that confirms SOR servers have been comprised, and need to be wiped clean so Admin and re-establish control.
Upon acceptance, you will be given power over a Mark 1 IDV (Internet Destroying Vehicle). Controls are simple. Arrow keys to move, spacebar to fire.
If you accept, copy and paste the following into your address bar of your current window: (It's safe, scouts honor)