Stuff from Why'd the chicken cross the road to, well, whatever you want!
I've got some sayings and stuff from bumper stickers:
--Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
--(my personal Favorite) You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
--(Even though I'm dirty Blonde) Which is more Likely? Seeing a U.F.O or a smart blonde?A: U.F.O because at least there have been sightings of those