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robot jokes


im collecting robot related jokes for amusement. to start this off, here are a few ive picked up over the last year:


A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.

Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."

And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."


"what does your robot do, sam?
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"


When purchasing a robot the first thing to do is find the emergency kill switch.

There is a good comic strip in there somewhere.. a person hits the switch -- then the robot kills the person.  (originally posted by Charlie1138)


my robot can beat up your dad


Not really robots but funny none-the-less.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who can read binary  and
those who can't.

This one is kinda morbid if you miss it....

I was talking to my psychiatrist the other day and she got mad
when I said I dreamed of DEAD girls in my bed.

here is a hint...... 0xDEAD

DEAD girls? i dun get it . . .

some more! although not as funny . . .

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, s#%$!


the image is a dalek using an elevator . . .

some mars rover cartoon jokes


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