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robot jokes
« on: November 27, 2006, 09:30:22 PM »
im collecting robot related jokes for amusement. to start this off, here are a few ive picked up over the last year:

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A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.

Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."

And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."

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"what does your robot do, sam?
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"

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When purchasing a robot the first thing to do is find the emergency kill switch.


There is a good comic strip in there somewhere.. a person hits the switch -- then the robot kills the person.  (originally posted by Charlie1138)

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my robot can beat up your dad

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Re: robot jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 04:57:01 AM »
Not really robots but funny none-the-less.


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Those who can read binary  and
those who can't.


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Re: robot jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 05:00:43 AM »
This one is kinda morbid if you miss it....

I was talking to my psychiatrist the other day and she got mad
when I said I dreamed of DEAD girls in my bed.


here is a hint...... 0xDEAD
« Last Edit: November 29, 2006, 03:54:12 AM by JesseWelling »

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Re: robot jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2006, 11:04:47 AM »
DEAD girls? i dun get it . . .

some more! although not as funny . . .
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How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, s#%$!

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the image is a dalek using an elevator . . .
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Re: robot jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 01:39:56 PM »

 


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