vote for my worst tutorial

[Admin]

When reading a tutorial I wrote, ever think to yourself any of this?

'this is useless!'
'this is so obvious, why did he write it?'
'admin cant spell today and his grammar sucks!'
'huh? i dont understand anything'
'this is soooo boring . . .'

If so, here is your chance to make me rewrite it . . . just post a link here and what you think I need to do to fix it.