robots pictures caricatures jokes and sentences

[adison]

Hallow friends
I do a robotic brochure
I have a lot of robots pictures that I found in flicker and google
But
I search after amazing caricature \ picture robot to put in the head of this brochure
I need the picture in the best resolution
Better then this I put here

Also I search after jokes and sentences about robotics, mechanics, electronics,
Computers, control and all around of this
 
Tanks
adison

[SmAsH]

so, you want us to post robotic related pics and jokes?

[adison]

Yes, I search after amazing pic and jokes for the brochure

[Metal Slug 2]

here's one: (kinda corny though...i didn't make it up btw)

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?...                   You don't.    

ADD:

found this on another forum:

"   Not a robot joke, but a computer joke:

Programmers never get old.
They just can't C as well.      "

[adison]

Thanks
I will glad to receive more comments

[galannthegreat]

Watch cartoons with features of robots in it (ie. Futurama, The Simpsons, etc.), and I've heard lots of puns and funny jokes on those TV shows... just can't seem to think of any atm. Check youtube for a majority of these.

[SmAsH]

futurama ftw!
watch through a few seasons of that and you will get heaps of cool joke type things in relation to bender
also a lot of the things he says are about robots.

[galannthegreat]

Like... "Bite my shiny metal @$$" as quoted by Bender

[adison]

Thanks
I will glad to receive more comments

[SmAsH]

lol classic gallann!
if im watching any futurama and hear any ill write em down and post em here

[galannthegreat]

Actually this is something I can picture in my mind...

Two robot welders in a car factory are working and one looks over to the other, and says, "You're such a tool...".

[SmAsH]

XD nice dude...