im collecting robot related jokes for amusement. to start this off, here are a few ive picked up over the last year:
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A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."
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"what does your robot do, sam?
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"
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When purchasing a robot the first thing to do is find the emergency kill switch.
There is a good comic strip in there somewhere.. a person hits the switch -- then the robot kills the person. (originally posted by Charlie1138)
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my robot can beat up your dad
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