1) the "soldering technique" will most likely mess you up because it will be MUCH easier to make a few soldering mistakes and short something out. Also, if you connect the wires in the wrong order you could damage something. What I did was I took apart an old computer I had laying around and got some of the wires that hook up to the motherboard jumper pins in the area for plugging in the power switch and reset switch and lights and such and just hooked those wires up to my 'eyes'.
2) Stupidity and being a kid arnt necessarily related. Youre not stupid, your inexperienced. Completely different. No shame in inexperience. We've all been there at one point.